He told me he went to Camp Perry every other year, and was on the local marksmanship team. If you are offered wine or a drink, take the drink, but for heavens sake, don't drink more than the father.(He was little chagrined when I brought my own national match M1A and did better than him with a long gun at the 200 meter TVA range. If he has one glass of wine, you should only have one.Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. Yeah, but the fixtures are too fragile to hang on and the cuffs leave too many marks on girls wrists..gotta try the furry wrist bindings. Of course my sister'll probably leave you tied up in a ditch once you've done her floors and windows.
Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. ******** ROTFLMAO That's about how it seemed while I was dating the girl who would eventually become my wife. Talk to them about politics, although if you are on the wrong side, this may be like walking on pins and needles."), I'm going to post this on the front door in 24 point font to ward off any potential suitors for my daughter. ******************* Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. and has ran, but not won, for the seat of governor.If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. And the worst part, he's one of those hardcore east coast Italian types. I thought I'd share it with you guys, as I'm sure many of you are fathers who might appreciate this.