With the film industry attempting to confront the problem by wearing all-black attire and promoting the pro-women #Times Up initiative, Meyers used his monologue to launch an all-out attack against the industry’s scandal-ridden men, including Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey.In his best burn of the segment, the talk show host nailed the 65-year-old disgraced film mogul Weinstein with a crack about his future death.“They still very much hate one another.” They had a run-in at a Malibu restaurant, where Doherty greeted “her former castmate with the fakest hello ever,” making it clear that “she wants her life to be Tori-free.” Stay out of Malibu, Donna!Misc/Etc: “Goth gal” “boobs and popcorn will distract any man! ” “backup dancer Box Man” “like any good California girl, the stunner went blonde” “is it politically correct to say both women look red-hot?John Travolta’s Secret Life Surprises Kelly Preston: “Kelly was suddenly besieged by the reports of John’s secret sex life.” After their 11-year-old daughter asked what was up, Kelly “fell to the floor in a flood of tears.Suddenly, Kelly feels like she’s been living a lie for two decades, and it’s like a knife to the heart.” The rumors about Travolta “have swarmed around Hollywood since at least 1990, when Paul Barresi, a gay porn star, publicly claimed that he and John were having sex.” As a complete coincidence, Travolta married Preston in 1991 in “a quickie Scientology wedding ceremony.” They signed a contract whose “exact contents are unknown” and “such agreements can contain almost anything — including prohibiting a spouse from speaking publicly about scandals.” Jeff Conaway, who co-starred as Kenickie in alongside Travolta, claims “that John once tried to perform oral sex on him while he slept.” Conaway also says “that Kelly knows that John is gay” and agreed to beard for him, because she “wanted the lifestyle that comes with a marriage to a Hollywood celebrity more than love.” Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: “Jessica likes to pretend that there’s nothing wrong with their relationship.” Ooh, role-play. “She only wants to see the Justin she loves — not the one who seems so cavalier about partying with other hot women behind her back.” Hanging around New York recently, they showed up at “a Manhattan hotspot together, and Jessica left after one drink, while Justin stayed behind to make a night of it in the VIP section.” “seducing Bill Murray” “acting like clowns in nightclubs” “he gets annoyed when she turns him down” “flying go-go ballerinas” “being married to Fergie will also add to your street cred” “no good will ever come to a woman who dates a slacker” “bulbous boobs” “I have the biggest toe in the world, and it’s really stupid!
” “I don’t really know any depressed dogs” “Hopefully her man doesn’t leave her and give her surrogate baby to a bonus mom” “Lots of adults enjoy a fling with a racy book” “We don’t collect porn” “wearing rather dumpy jean shorts and splurging on fat-laden Mexican fare like carne asada and guacamole” “I’m always dating!
’ You can’t, it’s bone.” Derek Jeter’s New Perfume: Based around the part of Snoop Dogg’s “Lodi Dodi” that goes, “Cool Water cologne / Now I’m fresh, dressed like a million bucks,” Jeter’s new scent for Avon called Derek Jeter Driven Black smells like “blood orange, saffron, and Tamboti wood.” Shouldn’t it smell like money and Minka Kelly?
Shannen Doherty and Tori Spelling: Despite reports of peace in land, the former Brenda and Donna are apparently not friends.
host Seth Meyers kicked off this year’s Golden Globe Awards by immediately facing the elephant in the room — Hollywood’s culture of sexual misconduct.
“Good evening ladies and remaining gentlemen,” said Meyers — getting straight to the underlying theme of the night.